Hourly Taint

November 13, 2009

Orly Taitz is the gift that just keeps on giving.

A couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.

The lights are on, but nobody’s home.

A few roos loose in the top paddock.

A few beers short of a six-pack

One brick short of a load

A few fish short of a hatstand

Not playing with a full deck

As crazy as a sack full of ferrets

Out to lunch

Nutty as a fruit cake

Mad as a hatter

The elevator doesn’t go to the top floor

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

Not firing on all six cylinders

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